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WELCOME, i believe you've come to the right place
don't be afraid, we all know why you're here...
cmon don't digress from your destiny
I'm sorry. did mr. cage scare you? it was not my intention...
Thanks for visiting my page....seriously
Did this introduction make your eyes twitch?
(if you've read this all the way down) Then congratulations to me i wasted a few seconds of your life
STAMPS speak louder than words
Most definitely eating